Tastiness of Universal Clusters

By Arren Meuchel

The Transcendent Technomorphs have weird names for universal clusters. I think some of them sound like they'd taste good.

The 16 clusters are as follows:

 The Bigguns

Primax
Generation 1 and Beast Wars. Most of the multiverse
Viron
Robots in Disguise (2001). Notably, Car Robots (2000) is Primax
Aurex
Unicron Trilogy
Tyran
Bayverse
Malgus
Animated
Uniend
Aligned, which is both part of the multiverse, and includes multiple universal streams. Despite Hasbro's best efforts.

 The Littluns

Fornax
Kre-O
Iocus
The weird shit. Hero Mashers, Bot Shots, Construct-Bots, Battle Mashers, Attacktix, et cetera. (yeah, I know some Latin)
Nexus
Where the Transcendent Technomorphs are from. Not as important as they like to think.
Quadwal
The ""Real"" world. Only cluster I've been to. (So far...)
Yayayarst
Go-Bots. Playskool, not Tonka.
TransTech Optimus celebrating. He is in 3rd place on a podium, behind the Cloud and Alternity Optimi
Artistic representation of the TransTechs' place in the multiverse.

 The Not-Actually-Transformers-uns

Cymond
Takara robots. Diaclone, Brave, Micro Change, Zoids, and more!.
Gargent
GoBots. Tonka, not Playskool.
Lukas
Star Wars Transformers. Despite the name, they're just transforming mecha, not Transformers
Rovio
Angry Birds Transformers. Despite the name, they're just birds and pigs mutated by the EggSpark, not Transformers
Xobitor
Robotix. Hasbro robots. Put the future in your hands.

The List (Ordered form Tastiest to Tasty-least)

  1. Yayayarst That's a juicy berry if I've ever heard of one.
  2. Rovio I don't care that it's Finnish for pyre, it sounds like a kind of pasta.
  3. Iocus Chemically engineered snack food. Not healthy, but literally designed to be tasty.
  4. Malgus Some kinda freaky stew someone on Tumblr made. Not ideal, but better than you'd expect.
  5. Quadwal Nice and hearty. Goes great with a glass of room-tempature tap water.
  6. Aurex Kinda like artichoke. I don't really like artichoke, but on this list, edibility is a surprisingly high bar.
  7. Tyran Sounds like a nut. I don't really like nuts.
  8. Uniend Some kinda onion fruit thing. Acceptable, but certainly not something I'd choose.
  9. Fornax These are seeds. Great source of fiber, not something you eat on it's own.
  10. Gargent Something leathery or jerky-like. Practical nutrition, but not particularly tasty.
  11. Primax A protein powder. Disgusting, but nutritious.
  12. Nexus To consume this would change you. You'd either die in an incomprehensibly horrible manner, or ascend beyond things such as "Tastiness"
  13. Lukas I generally find cannibalism deplorable. However, if absolutely necessary, George Lucas' corpse would not be the least tasty thing ever.
  14. Xobitor Some kinda extreme sci-fi drug. I'd stay away.
  15. Cymond This is straight-up poison.
  16. Viron That's a fucking prion disease.

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